Curse

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 01, 2006, 10:36 PM // 22:36

I hack your computer and overclock your CPU so fast that it melts straight through your motherboard because I Rt3h 1337 }{4XX0R and j00 R t3h n00b... n00b.

bulletsmile · Jul 01, 2006, 11:22 PM // 23:22

a mirror inside my computer that send the effect of hacking in to my computer back s0 YoUr ComPut3RRRRRRrrrrrr...... M3|t'$... ....I|\|st3Ad 0f .....MI|\|3.........

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 01, 2006, 11:58 PM // 23:58

Basic knowledge of physics

Meta Physical · Jul 02, 2006, 12:21 AM // 00:21

Anti-Gravity Device. Of Doom.

-Meta

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 02, 2006, 12:23 AM // 00:23

Gravity device of anti-doom

Meta Physical · Jul 02, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38

Anvil that comically drops on your device, followed by a piano, and them a falling cow. That should do it... Yay for gravity!

-Meta

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 02, 2006, 02:48 AM // 02:48

Antimatter colliding with all of that before it crushes my amazing device

Meta Physical · Jul 02, 2006, 04:05 AM // 04:05

Your device imploding from too much usage; it transforms into a small black hole that then sucks itself up out of existance.

-Meta

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 02, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14

It also sucks you out of existence

I pwnd U · Jul 02, 2006, 03:18 PM // 15:18

a big rock to stop the suckage

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 02, 2006, 04:39 PM // 16:39

Sucks up the rock as well

Meta Physical · Jul 02, 2006, 07:19 PM // 19:19

It is finally plugged up by your body, but you head doesn't fit, so it manages to stay in reality - final effect: you = floating head.

[And to counter myself being "sucked up" - a dictionary. Metaphysical - Beyond or going above the boundries of reality. I was never in reality, so I couldn't be sucked out of it.]

-Meta

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 02, 2006, 07:46 PM // 19:46

You don't exist, so your posts are all negated.

Opeth11 · Jul 02, 2006, 10:16 PM // 22:16

I exist, so my posts are valid. >_>

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 03, 2006, 01:21 AM // 01:21

That may be, but meta does not.

Anways, I turn you into Hamlet so that you are in an eternal existential quandary.

Jedimagician · Jul 03, 2006, 02:19 AM // 02:19

i get crappy actors for the play so no1 will watch it

Opeth11 · Jul 03, 2006, 03:06 AM // 03:06

Opeth11 goes to watch the great play with crappy actors.

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 03, 2006, 04:06 AM // 04:06

Ceiling light falls on you and impales your head with massive shards of glass

Opeth11 · Jul 03, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11

I happen to be leaning backwards on my chair and the legs snap, resulting in a rolling motion backwards.

...

Doomlord_Slayermann · Jul 03, 2006, 04:13 AM // 04:13

You fall into a cranky old lady's lap behind you. In a fit of rage, she maims your corpse beyond recognition and then throws the pieces arround the room.